Accio girders? No, it really doesn’t work.

World’s most boring man to be portrayed by world’s most boring wizard.

Kill Your Darlings is about Allen Ginsberg. Don’t be put off if you’re bored by films about him! Furore around the picture relates to Daniel Radcliffe’s performance and a brief interlude of gay sex. Yes, Ginsberg is renowned for being gay – so what? To write this film off as simply a coming-out-romance would do…

Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker: who would win? “Expelliarmus!” *catches wrong end of lightsaber*

This is the worst Harry Potter film we’ve ever seen…

Sam Mendes wins loads of awards… including most sexist male, apparently.

There’s no Daniel Radcliffe in this one, it can only be uphill from here folks.

Weird super powers, horns randomly growing out of your head, leather jackets. We’re in!

“You’re a hunchback, Harry!”

Radcliffe grows a pair of magical horns for next film, luckily he’s no stranger to ‘forehead-acting’