Sneaky sneaky.

This is film is going to beat any of those RAF recruitment adverts. Be all that you can be! BE TOM CRUISE, DAMMIT!

Tom Cruise on track to star in all sci-fi movies ever, even the ones that have already been made

Anything to keep the evil lord Xenu at bay!

All You Need Is A Better Title

She’s the Bane of his life.

Wait a minute, you’re not Darren Aronofsky…

Earlier this year Inside Job proved once and for all that documentaries can be just as thrilling as the twistiest of Hollywood box-blasters. So what happens when you try to fictionalise the fact? Enter Fair Game, a “true story” political thriller that meshes real-life footage with Sean Penn’s frustrated wrinkles. The result is an interesting, compelling mess; held up by a great story and let down by the telling of it.

Yep, it seems that next up in the age of ‘Hollywood are running out of ideas’ is a re-boot of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Three Musketeers. And not only that – it seems like there’s going to be two of them.