This just doesn’t feel Wright.
.. and Mama and Identity Thief and Van Helsing and Bourne and probably your mum.
We don’t want to ruin your Friday, but grubby paedophile Roman Polanski is making an erotic film.
There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…