Asgard’s resident bouncer vies for big promotion

Thanks Warner, but we don’t want to see gigantic robots fighting colossal monsters in 3D. Wait, what are we saying?

The Dark World just got brighter.

If you’re walking into this film expecting Alien: 2012 think again. Prometheus is a grandiose but significantly flawed film; underpinned by a vastly ambitious concept that is, in many ways, its undoing. Featuring a stellar central performance from Michael Fassbender and built upon some stunning, imaginative visuals, Prometheus nonetheless manages to feel bloated, confused and – dare I say it – even a little naff at times. But its unusual, heartfelt approach – there is no doubt that this was a labour of love for Ridley Scott – and attempts at tackling some of the universal questions make it uncommon viewing.

Is there anything he can’t do?

Have we basically seen the whole film now?

Everybody in them looks worried. Join us as we try to figure out what this could mean…

Hollywood just loves Nelson Mandela these days, and Idris Elba is next in line to play the white-maned South African icon.

It’s only been a week since the last bit of Prometheus hype. 20th Century Fox thought you might be worried.

All we need now is to hear that he’s the new Bond…