Our childhood – it hurts!
4vatar? Av4tar? Avat4r? We’d never noticed before just how many ‘A’s there are in ‘Avatar’…
Sigourney Weaver is back on our screens this week with Red Lights, her third dismal thriller in under a year. But there’s more than guns and Cillian Murphy to the Queen of Sci-Fi, the woman credited with finally bringing gender balance to the Force from Ghostbusters to Avatar. Oh, and did you know she’s part of a club that includes Jamie Foxx, Emma Thompson and Al Pacino? It’s Cheat Sheet o’clock!
Piranha 3D was the surprise hit of 2010, blending knowing references to its glorious B-movie heritage with a truly unfeasible supply of boobs, blood, boobs, fish, boobs, Christopher Lloyd and boobs. Can its long-awaited sequel work the same schlocky magic? …No, no it can’t. Piranha 3DD is exactly as bad as we expected its predecessor to be.
Four Avatar films. Can you even imagine how much sanctimoniousness that’s going to need?
It’s Monday tomorrow and, unlike all those other rubbish Mondays, this one’s a Bank Holiday. Blessed be the day off! What better way to spend our extra 24 hours of freedom than with all of the FILMS OUT THIS WEEK!!!
Oh sure, everybody knows that James Cameron loves going crazy with his special effects. And, sure, everyone knows that he had something to do with Titanic… but what ELSE do you know about tempestuous Captain Jim, eh? Exactly. Prepare for an iceberg of knowledge to sink (and destroy) your preconceptions on one of the most influential men in Hollywood…
YES YES PLEASE YES