Dangerous driving film delayed by dangerous driving death.

The Conjuring is, in its basest form, a ghost story. And, while ghost stories are usually pretty terrifying, in their own little way, there’s USUALLY a get-out clause of some kind. Haunted houses, for example, are just that; haunted houses. Ghost stays in, you run outside screaming and bag yourself a room at the local…

Let the car-nage unfold!

Just Lin has made a speedy exit from the franchise.

It sounds like Insidious but with more teenagers.

FINALLY! It may be only day 7 of our Christmas countdown, but we’re diving into the sherry because it’s the last of the bloody bird-related ones. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be funny about twenty-three sort-of birds over the course of a week? No wonder we’ve ended up writing about such tenuous nonsense. Still, take heart – Christmas is just a few days away and there will be maids for you tomorrow. Until then, Christmas swans ’til death!

If your kid gets possessed, just put it down and start over. This ends our Public Service Announcement

…in which MacGyver must use some old tat he finds in the attic to torture Carey Elwes. LIVE OR DIE!

While legions of Britons celebrated the monarchical nuptials via half-price champers ‘n cucumber-sandwiched exercises in vicariousness, April 29th saw a dissenting faction hanging with the real royalty – in an evening enchanted by torture-porn vignettes, the virtues of Driller Killer(s) and a good ol’ 70s creepshow…

James Wan returns to fill up your fear tank with Insidious; a film that is equal parts night-terror and sense-defying cheese-dream. I can guarantee you’ll have so many simultaneous reactions to this movie, your face won’t know what to do.