Sinbad and the Minotaur is an Australian film about a mythical Arab wading into Greek legend, and it treats both cultures about as respectfully as you’d expect from a country which used to forcibly rehome Aboriginal children. Under no circumstances whatsoever should you watch it.
…Sort of. OK fine, we’re pretty sure those bad boys are of the “free with your sweets” variety, but still, doesn’t she look all bad-ass and stuff? It turns out Kylie has punked it up for her new film role in Jack and Diane.