Apparently nabbing starring roles in critically acclaimed films doesn’t do a lot for your self worth.

You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.

Studio sets The Wolverine in Japan, makes cast largely Japanese. Non-famous people given leads. World in shock.

BUT THE TIGERS COME AT NIGHT

Film journalists often run through a certain number of preparations before the release of a new film. For any new Michael Bay movie the Caps Lock will be checked and re-checked; before every Katherine Heigl feature critics will hurry out to bathe in acid; and for Christopher Nolan they will bend over and spread their cheeks accordingly. Not so for poor Amanda Seyfried, whose new film Gone opens this week to deafening silence. Probably because there’s not that much to say. Well, except this.

Come on, it’s Easter Monday. Don’t tell us you want hard-hitting journalism.

SO NOBLE, SO HAIRY

24601!

Finally! *snick*

We’d put you in the headline, Samantha Barks, but no-one knows who you are.