In the immortal words of Noddy Holder, “IT’S CHRIIISSSSSTTTMAAAAASSS!!”. Well, not quite yet. But it is the first day of December today (we don’t miss a trick here at BFF). And to celebrate, we bring you the top ten films that sound as though they should be about Christmas but really, really aren’t. Luckily, we’ve reinvented all these titles to make them more palatable this Yule.

Snowtown is a blaze of horror, violence and sadness; the true story of a town made famous by a killer. Though it’s not exactly easy-watching, it’s morbid beauty, stark visuals and unflinching approach makes this film impossible to forget.