To celebrate the upcoming release of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, complete with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as a ridiculously attractive (and probably incestuous) witch-busting brother and sister duo, we’ve decided to take a look at the top 10 fairytales which DESERVE to be made into films. For the good of all of us…
Imagine if Galadriel had an evil twin sister and you’re there.
Lord! Look at the cheekbones on that thing! You could grate cheese on those. Evil cheese!
She’s 13. What have you achieved today?