And there should be a plethora of good reasons, but Kunis has not one.

The Academy’s newest favourite lady is back on our screens with a film as distant from Black Swan as it’s possible to imagine (not least because Ashton Kutcher would clearly have wet himself when Winona got her stab on). As charming and funny as it is predictable and clichéd, No Strings Attached might make your day but won’t change your life.

As nutritious as a newly felled apple (can apples get felled?) and twice as shiny, we present this week’s Cheat Sheet: all you need to know about indie-turned-Hollywood director Darren Aronofsky. Creator of Black Swan, The Wrestler, Requiem For A Dream and more; prepare to know a whole lot about the king of existentialism.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt isn’t wearing a suit.

Where Natalie Portman does a lot of running around with her mouth open.

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech

Adam Sandler’s been nominated for Grown Ups! No, of course not really.

As we gaze in wonder at the firm physique of the multi-talented Miss Portman in Black Swan, Best for Film feels it’s worth paying respect to those actors who don’t shy away from a challenging transformational role.

Doe-eyed actress to follow in Michelle Pfeiffer’s steps, but NOT Halle Berry’s. We don’t talk about that bloody film.

And Colin won Best Actor. Well done Colin. We love you.