I met a traveller from an antique land, who said “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert.”

ROBOT ELMO BOXING

…What?

Boo.

Career set to self-destruct in 5, 4, 3…

Adriaaaaaaaan! I coulda been a contender! Exterminate, Exterminate!

This week, we look at funny man Owen Wilson. Is he laugh out loud brilliant, or an irritating, over-rated lad in need of a nose job? Should he and the rest of the ‘Frat Pack’ stop hurting our eyes and affronting our senses, or do they deserve awards for out of the box originality? The defence and prosecution have their say.

Jon Favreau is rumoured to be onboard for a Disney film about the park coming to life every night. Yawn.

Comedy legend Steve Coogan is to play the part of a “self-righteous documentary filmmaker” in the indie comedy My Idiot Brother.

After years of being stuck in pre-production, rumour mills and the yarns of old wives, it could be that finally, the Alan Partridge film is actually going to get made.