Britain’s famously drug-addled press has gone mental at the recent suggestion that Nigella Lawson may have developed a bit of a taste for Charlie over the last few years; apparently the fact that this charge is being levelled at her by her insane ex-husband / some ex-employees who she’s suing isn’t at all relevant. Go Daily Mail! We really like Nigella and we couldn’t care less what she puts in her face, so here’s some perspective.
Scary Movie 5 is an insult to parody films that are actually funny. Ashley Tisdale might just be the only positive thing to come out of this, and she wasn’t even THAT good. Lazy characterisation, flimsy plot, poor jokes, an uninspired Usher cameo: the list of absolute FAILS is endless. With any luck, we’ve seen the last of the Scary Movie franchise.
Snoop Dogg, now Snoop Lion, spends a good deal of Reincarnated getting stoned out of his tiny little mind on holiday. In fact, you’ll come away from the documentary knowing more about weed than you will about Snoop’s album, which is a large part of why it’s a bit difficult to take this film seriously.
Talking animals – check. Journey of a lifetime – check. Ryan Reynolds – double check.