Man-whore-tan Murder Mystery.

An insanely large cast and a gimmicky concept makes a guaranteed fluffy film for the festive season…

The Smurfs 3D attempts to tackle the ultimate question: what DO you do when cuddly blue money-spinners get lodged in your toilet? It turns out the answer is: get self-referential, mother SMURFERS. Harmless, silly fun along the lines of Elf and Enchanted, Smurfs 3D does a fair job of appealing to humans big and small – but it does feel like everyone’s aware that this is fluff and nothing more. Nothing smurf? Smurfing more? You’ll pick it up.

Let’s hope this isn’t one of those BAD sequels