Expendables poster = parade of badmen.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DREDDDDDDDDD

Kabloom! Shapowey! Bazookas! Statham! Burning!

“I now pronounce you man… and KNIFE.”

In which a man! Gets! HUNTED!

We’re not going to say it. It’s way too obvious and a guy died. Too soon, man, too soon.

Does this make him Baldr or Váli? #norsemythologyjoke

The release of The Skin I Live In got our minds wandering on the topic of plastic surgery. It wandered to places it probably shouldn’t have.

Two expendables join the cast of Expendables 2. Oh, the irony…

It’s summer, the kids are bored and the grown-ups are too warm for Twister – it’s time for family cinema gold. Why not bring out yet another movie in which animals can talk, couple it with a lack-lustre storyline, and a mish-mash of actors. Cook it for about a year, let it cool for a month and what are we left with? Zookeeper.