Who will he be playing, Barry Hanukkah?

Sean Combs is going to be acting again, which is utterly unforgivable.

With Barack Obama’s long road to keeping the White House finally over, let’s cast an eye back and explore the truly great presidents of history. Eight of them are fictional and one doesn’t have a name, but they remain icons of dignity, sleaziness, oratory and badassery. Everything we should expect from the man in charge.

Back to deliver yet more gratuitous violence, outrageous plot twists and dreadful puns, Sylvester Stallone and his team have got another job, and this time they’re joined by Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Subtle nuances and character development there is not, but The Expendables 2 knows exactly what it is and it delivers. Sure, the lines are literally made of cheese, but what’s not to love about a bunch of good old fashioned action heroes doing what they do best?

Expendables poster = parade of badmen.

Does this make him Baldr or Váli? #norsemythologyjoke

And the guy who did Con-Air is directing. Aren’t we spoiled?

Two expendables join the cast of Expendables 2. Oh, the irony…

Ugh.