For someone who talks so much about cheese, I’m actually not a big fan. Don’t get me wrong, I like a bit of extra mozzarella on my Sainsbury’s Basic pizza, but I’m not a massive fan of cheese on its own. I’m Cal, by the way, and I enjoy films much more than I enjoy cheese. I have subscriptions to two online film-rental companies (partly because I don’t know how to cancel them) and can be heard banging on about how much better Blu-ray is than DVD despite having such terrible eyesight that I can’t tell the difference myself.