Who are you going to call when that guy you murdered returns your axe, your door-handle turns into a penis or you're saved from near-certain death by your girlfriend's dog? John Dies At The End may not have the answer, but it does have about a million other equally important questions.
If you thought last month's Spring Breakers was too avant-garde and provocative, 21 and Over is the film for you. Derivative, predictable and crass rather than controversial, the latest film from the creators of The Hangover is just like the last one, only this time there's a buffalo. A BUFFALO.
The revenge genre is crowded with jilted Brides and freed slaves, but in Dead Man Down Colin Farrell shows us that humble Hungarian immigrants have feelings too. While Oplev's film may be ill-suited to the summer season (it's slow-burning and relatively subtle), it could still pass the time on a rainy Monday evening.
J. J. Abrams thinks so...
And Patrick Stewart shows up to work.