My love affair with cinema began when, as a sprightly five-year-old, I visited the cinema for the first time to watch Jurassic Park. I’m not entirely sure what captivated me about that momentous event (one suspects it may have been watching a man get eaten by a T-Rex while on the toilet), but ever since I have continued to be shocked, elated and appalled by movies. Thus, I enjoy ranting about them. I hope you enjoy my inconsequential ravings as much as I do.