Right, so the people behind Tekken decided to do an animated film based on the franchise. We know what you’re thinking: “But Best for Film, the games themselves are all about the plot, and cover it so clearly that I don’t see the need for a film.”

Well, you’re absolutely right, but there it is anyway. For a limited time, the first seven minutes of this film are available for your delectation. The writing is appalling, and there are several characters with breasts large enough to make serious martial arts an impossibility, but on the plus side, all the men have incredibly mental eyebrows. And there are soldiers at one point for some reason.

Anyway, have a look for yourself. We can’t promise it’s good, but we can promise it’s here.