Watch the last scene of The Long Good Friday.

Excited about Ralph Fiennes’ The Invisible Woman? We’re giving away three copies of the book that inspired the film; Claire Tomalin’s tale of the secret relationship that defined the life of Charles Dickens.

I’m Jack. I write about film, television, football and clothes and I’m quite good at 5-a-side. At parties I change the topic of any conversation I’m involved in so that I can perform my 8/10 Woody Allen impression to strangers. Recently, I’ve noticed a distinct decline in the amount of parties I’m invited to.

Franks and beans!

A man with more hobbies than an ADHD suffering pensioner, I’m Liam. I hail from Glasgow and I have a taste for all things gory and blood filled. Not an actual physical taste of course, I’m not a cannibal. Although, if I was, my bio (and dinner parties) would be far more interesting. My only…

im a hornly 12 year old