Abandoned in austerity Britain with only an English Literature degree to defend me, I have used my analytic skills to attain a temping job, biting cynicism and a deep sense of self-hatred. Thankfully movies provide a necessary escape. When not immersing myself in alternative realities I am usually doing something food based, such as eating food, reading about food or dreaming about food. I also enjoy cuddling dogs, charity stores and drinking large quantities of red wine which on my budget commonly tastes like tramp juice.