Stephen Armson is a cosmopolitan swashbuckler from the mean streets of Bournemouth, who has an increasingly unmanageable fascination with the thought processes of Sick Boy from Trainspotting. He has a Scriptwriting ‘degree’ which hangs framed in his toilet in case of emergencies, and has decided to start writing about films instead because after all it is better to destroy than create. He has been known to occasionally come across as bitter and when visiting the cinema insists on sitting five – not four, not six – five rows from the front.