Slay Ride.

Sometimes, Santa just needs to have a massive axe. Don’t you think? After opening today’s window on the Advent Calendar, you may have a few new items on your Christmas List…

We’ve melted our brains watching some of the oddest Christmas films ever committed to celluloid; the least you can do is read our opinions. This blog is suitable for fans of squirrels, kidnapping, teleportation, Martians, amnesia, S Club 7, rent arrears, curling, balloons and rape.