Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yep, it’s ‘awful film soup’.

There’s no denying that the ‘size zero’ culture has taken over the entertainment industry, and there is now an increasingly huge amount of pressure on film and TV stars to conform to Hollywood’s idea of perfection. But that idea is changing all the time – skinny was in, then curvy was in and now they just can’t make up their minds.

Little Fockers star prays that child doesn’t inherit schnoz.