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  • Orange(Wednesday)s And Lemons #49

    Take heart, noble citizens! YES, this might be the week where darkness descends, where hope is drained and where Garry Marshall farts on our very souls, but we must not let this defeat us! We can overcome this monster, using the twin ancient arts of 2 for 1 cinema and Not Watching New Year’s Eve.







  • BFF Advent Calendar – 9th of December

    Children go absolutely crazy at Christmas; they get hyped up on sugar, overtired from waiting up for Santa and consumed with an all-encompassing desire to own EVERYTHING! In fact, they become very similar to the monstrous creatures lurking behind today’s window of the BFF Advent Calendar…



  • Orange(Wednesday)s and Lemons #48

    Christmas exultation-ing taking its financial toll? Worrying about how many loved ones will be super-stoked about getting A Hug Voucher again this year? Screw them. It’s Wednesday. And on Wednesday, we celebrate the birth of another sacred vessel – that of Two For One Cinema. Praise Be!


  • BFF Advent Calendar – 7th of December

    So many films nowadays forget the true spirit of Christmas – where’s all the self-loathing, eating until you vomit and the endless squabbling with your relatives. “You can’t spell ‘families’ without ‘lies'”, as one of the stars from today’s Advent Calendar window might say…