In this sweltering heat, the once jovial laughter borne of an impromptu flip-flop has long since died a wheezy death. The descent into unpleasant shorts-moistening can mean only one thing: retreat. Retreat, dear friends, to the air-conditioned nirvana of the blockbuster. For ’tis Wednesday, and on this day, we watch.

What is it about Fridays that make us so damn angry? As Captain America prepares to kick Nazi Arsch across our screens this weekend, another randomly selected pair of Best For Film gladiators gird their loins and prepare to Face Off…

CHEAP EATS! CHEATS!

Next week, Jim Carrey will finally ascend to the apex of his career when the unrivalled cinematic event of the year, Mr. Popper’s Penguins, will be released. It’s bound to be full of fun, dancing and penguins, especially penguins. However, penguins have had far more of a cinematic impact than you might think, as this handy top 5 will attest to.

Now that Potter-Paralysis has passed, it’s time to unfold our shaking limbs, drop our hand-made snitches and get back to cinematic reality. And what better way to celebrate than with TWO FOR ONE TICKETS, eh? Grab that one friend who isn’t sick of you going on about that wizard, relish the Wednesday goodness and survey the possibilities…

It’s that time of the week again where we try and think of something to bicker about late this Friday afternoon. What is it this week? Well, you have to accept it though you might not believe it – Harry Potter! It appears that SOME people don’t think it’s worth the time of day, while others (ok, most) think it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Ready, steady, DUEL!

Fans of Taken will love Liam Neeson’s latest action thriller about a man who recovers from injuries with amnesia, only to discover another man has stolen his wife, his life and his identity. We have 5 x UNKNOWN DVDs to give away! Competition ends 22 August 2011.

With the Hollywood monster that is Harry Potter finally at our gates, tis that rarest of all rare occasions: a Wednesday when quite a lot of people will actually go to the cinema. In light of this revelation an awed hush has fallen over BFF, but the question is: what will you be watching?

It’s that time of the week again; that ‘we all want to get home but we’ve agreed to write one of these every Friday – quick, someone pop to the shop for some vitriol and poorly conceived opinions!’ time of the week. Facing off this week are the two GIANTS of Best For Film, and they’re tackling perhaps the most pertinent issue of all: was Two Weeks Notice any good?

Yeah it’s sunny, the birds are singing and the trees are treeing and the cats are dancing – but you know what? You don’t have anyone to barbecue with, icecreams are weepingly expensive and you’re still a terrible person. HURRAH FOR THE CINEMA!