Remember the golden days of George Lucas? Remember when Zemeckis was coming out with hit after hit? Remember when Tim Burton didn’t just paint everything black and shove his wife into shot? We do. We present the five directors we mourn the hardest – made all the more bitter by the fact that they’re all still alive.

Once again the BFF turrets are darkened and silent, with our latest pack of temporary scribbling soliders having departed for warmer (actually paid) climes. But the tears of man are nothing to the merciless God of Two For One, and the old sages of the kingdom MUST BATTLE ON. Today is Wednesday, and as Rebecca Black would say – something to do with it not being Friday. Well said, Rebecca Black. Well said.

Do you fancy a wonderfully and intentionally dreadful z-movie? We have 2 x TRAIL OF THE SCREAMING FOREHEAD DVDs to give away! Competition ends 16 June 2011.

The explosive, hard-hitting action thriller DIRECT CONTACT starring Dolph Lundgren is available to buy on DVD from 13th June. We have 2 x DIRECT CONTACT DVDs to give away! Competition ends 16 June 2011.

Charlie, directed by Luke Snellin, is a wonderful tribute to Charlie Chaplin, the comedy genius of the silent era. For two minutes of joy, watch this launch film for Virgin Media Shorts 2011. It’s a cracker!

Trout face or divine beauty? Angelina Jolie divides the office. So come on then if you think you’re hard enough, let’s face/off and settle it once and for all. Read on to see the fall-out, insults, dirt-slinging madness that this debate created. Best For Film will never be the same again…

Francis Ford Coppola’s masterpiece APOCALYPSE NOW has been lovingly restored and we have 2 x Blu-Ray to give away in celebration. How can you not enter this one? Competition ends 10 July 2011.

To celebrate the forthcoming DVD release of Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 3 on July the 4th we have 3 GIANT GUMMY BEARS to give away – the largest in the world! Competition ends 10 July 2011.

Are you ready for the June 27th multi-platform release of Spike Lee’s big budget, stellar cast, war epic Miracle at St Anna? We have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 10 July 2011.

You don’t need a reason to read Orange(Wednesday)s and Lemons, obviously – unless it’s that you’re a human being – but even if you did we’d still be ready. ZING! It’s the last time our lovely intern type folks will be scribbling their citrus wisdom onto your hearts, and you don’t want to miss that, do you? Of course not. In you come.