Chris Van Der Watt

I discovered at an early age that the gulf between real life and film is quite large (after plummeting two stories to the ground as an impersonation attempt of Val Kilmer as Batman went horribly wrong). In the wake of that event I vowed to seek out the most awesome movies and avenge my fallen pride by writing sarcastically about them. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, drunken jazz flute and reading in-flight safety manuals.

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