There is no point to what follows. Other than fun. I recommend you go here to set the mood first. It’s time to feel the Force.

You’ve gone for a day of Pod Racing at The Gauntlet on Oovo IV! Are you keen to place a bet on the race? Or are you more inclined to go and grab some of the track side snacks?

 

 

A. I wish I was out there racing against the likes of Clegg Holdfast and Teemto Pagalies. I’d like to see one of those Can-cell’s try and handle deep space combat. They’ve got nothing on my mad skills. Still, my money is easily on Sebulba for this one. Did I tell you that I met Sebulba once during the war? Before Luke turned into a cock? Yeah, well… *drifts off into boring war story*

 

B.(Via Computer read out) I’ve been calculating the odds of this race for some time; I’ve cross referenced the racer’s results on Oovo IV with their season form data, and the most probably outcome of today’s race is that Ratts Tyerell will win by three Pod lengths. And besides, everyone knows that the fried Gornt on this planet is in fact compressed Mynock meat. Lando and I used to come to the races. He loved the races. And I loved him.

 

C. All this noise is scaring me! I want to be back in the peace of my woodland home! All of these ignorant creatures are ruining it for me. They’re all ugly, and tall, and don’t have any hair at all. Why are they allowed to live? Take me home to the pure trees.

 

D. These races are meaningless pursuits that fail to engage me. The brevity of their flight only highlights their deficient nature. I do not concern myself with their kind. I’d much rather lie in peace and think on the true meanings of life, and see what happens to fall about my stomach.

 

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2. After the race, you realise that one of those pesky Bounty hunter types is after you; apparently you looked at him the wrong way. What will you do?

 

 

A. Ha! Bounty Hunters. Scum of the known universe. Why can’t they just get a proper day job like the rest of us? I’d probably face this clown down in a pistol duel, or challenge him to a space bound dog fight. The punk doesn’t know who he’s messing with. I took down a friggin’ space station! Did I tell you this time in the Rebellion when… *drifts off into boring war story*

 

B. (Via nifty little text displaying device) I had my fair share of run ins with Bounty Hunters when I was a street kid. They generate no fear in me. I would most probably slip away in the crowd, fine the thug’s ship and reprogram its drives and cause it to fly into the nearest star. So long as he doesn’t attempt to harm my precious Lando.

 

C. Bounty Hunter? What’s a Bounty Hunter?! I hope he doesn’t want me for my precious fur! I can see all these alien bastards eyeing up my pristine hide.

 

D. A merciless Bounty Hunter? They are truly this world’s rogues, as misunderstood as a beast such as I. I would invite the man to discuss his toils and trials, to divulge the hardships of his life.

 

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2. After the race, you realise that one of those pesky Bounty hunter types is after you; apparently you looked at him the wrong way. What will you do?

 

 

A. Ha! Bounty Hunters. Scum of the known universe. Why can’t they just get a proper day job like the rest of us? I’d probably face this clown down in a pistol duel, or challenge him to a space bound dog fight. The punk doesn’t know who he’s messing with. I took down a friggin’ space station! Did I tell you this time in the Rebellion when… *drifts off into boring war story*

 

B. (Via nifty little text displaying device) I had my fair share of run ins with Bounty Hunters when I was a street kid. They generate no fear in me. I would most probably slip away in the crowd, fine the thug’s ship and reprogram its drives and cause it to fly into the nearest star. So long as he doesn’t attempt to harm my precious Lando.

 

C. Bounty Hunter? What’s a Bounty Hunter?! I hope he doesn’t want me for my precious fur! I can see all these alien bastards eyeing up my pristine hide.

 

D. A merciless Bounty Hunter? They are truly this world’s rogues, as misunderstood as a beast such as I. I would invite the man to discuss his toils and trials, to divulge the hardships of his life.

 

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2. After the race, you realise that one of those pesky Bounty hunter types is after you; apparently you looked at him the wrong way. What will you do?

 

 

A. Ha! Bounty Hunters. Scum of the known universe. Why can’t they just get a proper day job like the rest of us? I’d probably face this clown down in a pistol duel, or challenge him to a space bound dog fight. The punk doesn’t know who he’s messing with. I took down a friggin’ space station! Did I tell you this time in the Rebellion when… *drifts off into boring war story*

 

B. (Via nifty little text displaying device) I had my fair share of run ins with Bounty Hunters when I was a street kid. They generate no fear in me. I would most probably slip away in the crowd, fine the thug’s ship and reprogram its drives and cause it to fly into the nearest star. So long as he doesn’t attempt to harm my precious Lando.

 

C. Bounty Hunter? What’s a Bounty Hunter?! I hope he doesn’t want me for my precious fur! I can see all these alien bastards eyeing up my pristine hide.

 

D. A merciless Bounty Hunter? They are truly this world’s rogues, as misunderstood as a beast such as I. I would invite the man to discuss his toils and trials, to divulge the hardships of his life.

 

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2. After the race, you realise that one of those pesky Bounty hunter types is after you; apparently you looked at him the wrong way. What will you do?

 

 

A. Ha! Bounty Hunters. Scum of the known universe. Why can’t they just get a proper day job like the rest of us? I’d probably face this clown down in a pistol duel, or challenge him to a space bound dog fight. The punk doesn’t know who he’s messing with. I took down a friggin’ space station! Did I tell you this time in the Rebellion when… *drifts off into boring war story*

 

B.(Via nifty little text displaying device) I had my fair share of run ins with Bounty Hunters when I was a street kid. They generate no fear in me. I would most probably slip away in the crowd, fine the thug’s ship and reprogram its drives and cause it to fly into the nearest star. So long as he doesn’t attempt to harm my precious Lando.

 

C. Bounty Hunter? What’s a Bounty Hunter?! I hope he doesn’t want me for my precious fur! I can see all these alien bastards eyeing up my pristine hide.

 

D. A merciless Bounty Hunter? They are truly this world’s rogues, as misunderstood as a beast such as I. I would invite the man to discuss his toils and trials, to divulge the hardships of his life.

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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3. Having escaped the Bounty Hunter, you decide to hop aboard a frigate and do a bit of deep space sight seeing. But where to?

 

 

A. Now you’re talking. I’d get straight out to the rim, check out some of my old haunts in the days of the Rebellion. I’ve still got quite a bit of fame out there from my Rogue Squadron days. Ah Rogue Squadron. The days when people gave a fuck about me. Now it’s all “Luke This” and “Luke That”. Little twat wouldn’t be anything if it weren’t for me…

 

B. (Displayed via laser screen optics) Space holds no meaning for me any more. Take me to a computer, for that is the only universe I care about. That, and Lando. Oh Lando, when will you let me hold you?

 

C. Space isn’t for me! I’m already small enough, I don’t want to get lost out in the big black. Too many foreigners. I’d like to go home to my wood please. I’ve got a craving to ruin a franchise.

 

D. Ah my old friend space. Take me to the asteroids, to the granite fields. For there, in their depths, is truly the prime environment to meditate on life’s deeper complexities…

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C. Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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4. After your deep space travels, you decided to head over to the Mos Eisley Cantina for a relaxing drink. What do you ask the Cantina band to play for you?

 

 

A. There are actually some pretty good Rebellion Battle songs that mention me by name! So long as it doesn’t end with a final verse on how fucking wonderful Luke I’m-A-Dick Skywalker is…

 

B. Space Cowboys. It’s mine and Lando’s song. He doesn’t know that yet. If they don’t know it, have them play Binary Blues, to sooth my longings away.

 

C.Anything written by an Ewok. I can’t stand any of that off planet shit. It’s not really music, just noise. Give me a good drum solo on a Storm Troopers helmet any day.

 

D. Worm Holes. It’s a 438 hour epic by my favourite Deep Worm composer.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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5. If you could have George retell your story, what truth would you like to be known about you?

 

 

A. That I don’t even need the Force to take out the Death Star! The Force is for GIRLS. Why won’t Luke return my calls?

 

B. I would like him to show me as a carefree spirit, who has his own automony – I’m not just commanded by a wrist watch. Oh, and if he could finally show the world that Lando and I are meant to be. Lando never shuts up about this Solo guy. Why can’t he see what’s right in front of him?

 

C. That fool? Well, he needs to give the Ewoks their own proper story, to show them as the superior race that they really are!

 

D. That I’m not a giant blundering slug that swallows anything put in their mouth. I’m a fully conscious being, capable of emotions! A curse on his house of Lucas Art says I.

 

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Congratulations! You are… WEDGE ANTILLES!

 

 

A survivor if ever there was one, Wedge Antilles has lived through some of the Rebellion’s most important battles against the Empire. He quickly grew from a wet-behind-the-ears rookie pilot to the greatest ace of the Rebel fighter pilot forces. Behind the stick of an X-wing, there are few who could outfly Wedge Antilles. Many think he was content to take a back seat to some of the more famous heroes of the Galactic Civil War, but he is in fact deeply bitter with the shadow into which he has been cast. He’s a has been. A nobody. Always 2nd to Luke Skywalker. A restraining order now keeps Wedge from visiting Luke’s house.

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Congratulations! You are… LOBOT

 

 

Never far from Baron Administrator Lando Calrissian’s side was Lobot, Calrissian’s aide and Cloud City’s computer liaison officer. Lobot is a human male with a shiny, brain-enhancing device wrapped around the back of his skull that allows him to contact directly with the city’s central computer. But the only direct contact he really wants is with Lando, the man he must admire from afar. He can’t even whisper sweet nothings into his ear. He can’t bloody talk.

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Congratulations! You are… NIPPET

 

 

An infant Ewok, or wokling, on Endor’s forest moon at the time of the Battle of Endor. Nippet is the little sister of Latara and Wiley. Her parents are Zephee and Lumat. Due to her never having experienced life beyond Endor, she’s unfortunately massively racist. Cute, cuddly, but never ask her to shake hands with a Wookie.

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Congratulations! You are… Space Slug

 

 

Space slugs are colossal, worm-like creatures that reside within the furrows and craters of asteroids and airless planetoids. The slug’s bizarre biology allows it to survive in the vacuum of space. Space slugs have been seen to grow up to 800 metres in length. The chaotic Hoth asteroid field is known to host such a massive specimen. Whilst they appear to be mindless phallic monsters, it is thought that their colossal brains could hold the answers to many of life’s questions. No one ever bothers to ask them though.

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