Tash Hodgson was born shortly after L Ron Hubbard died, which is irrelevant. She spends her time relentlessly promoting the things she does, and, to a certain extent, doing the things she promotes. Give her loads of money forever and one day you too can know The Answer.

I’m John, and I seem to edit this corner of the Internet. When I’m not being called a “knobhead” by Nick Frost, mistaking Meg Ryan for that other one or adding curlicues to the Best For Film coat of arms, I like collecting small model elephants and selflessly risking life, limb and liver in my endless quest to find London’s cheapest bottle of wine. If I ever meet Nicolas Cage things will probably get quite awkward.