Jim Carrey lends further support to the view that he’s a bit of a thicky

Having committed numerous crimes against acting and decency over the last 20 years, news has emerged that Hollywood laughing stock Steven Seagal is being sued by a former assistant claiming that he sexually abused her and trafficked other women. Kayden Nguyen, 23, alleges that she was Seagal’s ‘sex toy’ and was sexually assaulted three times before fleeing his New Orleans home. Nguyen also added that Seagal kept two Russian ‘sex slaves’.

Jeepers. And here we were thinking Easter was the time of fertility. It’s been reported officially that Jim Carrey and his girlfriend of five years, Jenny McCarthy, have decided to break up. This marks yet another celebrity split, making us wonder if all this bunnies and eggs stuff is actually more of a curse than anything else.