Yes, JT in In Time, he’s in it, innit.

No vampires or werewolves, but girl-on-girl fighting and lots of angst. Guess who?

As the stage is set for another bloody awful year of Nicolas Cage releasing eight thousand crappy films, we thought we’d take you on a whistle-stop tour back through his entire demented oeuvre since the Millennium. Not suitable for readers who are sensitive to unpleasant hairstyles.