It’s not scary, it’s not funny, it’s not even very bloody. Aside from a few interesting set designs, the only revelation here is how bad it is. Silent Hill: Revelation is in the running for worst film of the year, and at the moment the odds are in its favour. Run from it.

In which Jon Snow still isn’t getting any.

Recurring characters are awesome. Or at least that was the case until Resident Evil: Afterlife.