SQUASH THAT CENTIPEDE! SQUASH IT DEAD!!!

WE CAN’T WAIT (for Tom Six to stop moving)

With The Human Centipede 2 oozing its way onto cinema screens today, our thoughts can’t help but turn to that tricky devil: censorship. Is there room for it in the information age, or is it as antiquated as the desire to leave mouth and anus unattached? Two of our mouthiest writers fight it out with *REMOVED DUE TO CONTENT* results…