If you love your girls fast, your changing room scenes frequent, your motivational talks incessant and plenty of sporting montages, then you’re definitely going to love Fast Girls. This big hunk o’ sports cheese drama is hitting our screens just in time for the London Olympics 2012, meaning that we can get our fix of competitive athletes without ever setting foot into the big city. Huzzah!

Kirsten Dunst is miserable again, and we for three cannot wait to see why! Celebrating the release of Lars von Trier’s Melancholia with a look back at Kirsten’s life in film, we present the Cliff Notes on a career that has gone from saving the planet from sentient children’s toys to just having a big, tired sit on the ground in order to watch the world burn. She once kissed Brad Pitt and hated it; how many 11-year-olds can say that?

The man behind Legion is teaming up with surprise action hero Paul Bettany once again to deliver a mad, futuristic, post-apocalyptic vampire kind of affair that is truly as ridiculous as that sounds.

And so another decade comes to a close. Come with us down memory lane as we recall the snakes-and-ladders-esque ups and downs of Hollywood’s movers and shakers from 2000-2010.