Look, sure, any sane person is going to be saving up their film-cash for next week when they can go watch The Hunger Games , but frankly, if you’re a sane person, you’re probably not still on-board with this as a credible film website. With that it mind, it’s OFF TO THE CINEMA WE GO! TWO FOR ONE! NONSENSE FOREVER!

There isn’t an Adam Sandler film out this week! If there’s a better reason to go to the cinema tonight, we certainly haven’t found it. Two for one tickets! Oranges! Wordplay! Hurrah!

Have you seen the weather? It’s ghastly – never mind that you were having a picnic last weekend, Jack Frost is back and he’s all too ready to introduce an icicle to your most jealously guarded passages. Why not sit in a nice cosy cinema with someone huggable instead of wandering around outside? OWLTIME:

Who wrote Shakespeare’s plays? That Shakespeare bloke? Ha, what FOOLS you are. Lucky for us that Roland Emmerich is here to set the record straight with Anonymous, and we have 3 copies to give away.

OK, so it’s not exactly been a seminal week in terms of film releases, but that’s simply no excuse to spend your time with family, friends or miscellaneous loved ones. Today is Wednesday, DAMMIT. And today we sit in a smug, two for one darkness, safe in the knowledge that our on-screen pals will always be there for us. Except for Katherine Heigl, obviously.

After the earth-shatteringly offensive event that was the release of Adam “cry for help” Sandler’s Jack And Jill, this week was always going to feel like the slightly shaky recovery period after a fairly severe stroke. With that in mind, we’re going to try and go easy on this week’s releases. We really are. What’s that? Ghost-Rider, Spirit of Nic Cage’s Constant Failures? Oh forget it, sign us up to a DNR and let the glorious abyss take over…

We’ve got three copies of Julia Leigh’s debut film Sleeping Beauty (starring a very naked Emily Browning) up for grabs in our latest competition!

Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets Muppets! And what we actually mean by that is, there are plenty of choices for your Orange voucher this week. But mainly if you don’t go and see The Muppets, you’re probably dying of some terrible disease. LET’S TALK:

Tense Mexican drug thriller Miss Bala is coming to DVD this month – and we have three copies up for grabs!

It’s one of the most talked about films of 2011. You’d basically be a fool if you didn’t own We Need To Talk About Kevin. Helpfully, we’ve got 3 copies to give away…