Oh my holy reindeer, we’re halfway through Advent! That calls for something special – and what could be more special than Macaulay Culkin conspiring to make Tim Curry look like a promiscuous gay man via the medium of VCR manipulation? It’s time for probably the best Christmas film of 1992 and possibly the best film of any type and any year, ever:

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

And a Happy New Year.