First off, you need to get to the chopper. If this eludes you and you’ve got a headache already, fear not, IT’S NOT A TUMOR! It just shows how itching you are to get on with the drinking. Fine, forget about the chopper, but you will need a large selection of Arnold Schwarzenegger classics to hand and enough booze to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women (and men)!

TAKE A SIP:

Every time Arnold tells you to DO IT! Like this:

Take an extra sip if he gets angry and tells you to DO IT NOW.

Every time Arnie gets unnecessarily (but quite understandably) frustrated with young children, like this:

Take an extra sip every time he strikes a child. Bonus shot if it’s actually a dwarf but he thinks it is a child.

Every time he says something relating to cold temperatures, or puns around that theme, like this:

Take an extra sip every time he comments on weather conditions.

TAKE TWO SIPS:

Every time he kills some one with using his body-builder strength. This could knock you out of the game at this stage, BE STRONG LIKE ARNIE

Take an extra sip every time he kills someone using his body-builder strength, after promising them that he won’t. Like this:

Every time he attracts beautiful women to him with his awful singing which is just irritating to everyone else, like this:

Every time he attracts beautiful women to him with his hair and chatter, which is just irritating to everyone else, like this:

Take an extra sip every time he kills a beautiful women with either his awful singing, hair or chatter.

TAKE THREE SIPS

Every time he elucidates what is best in life, like this:

Take an extra sip every time he discusses the philosophical problem of consciousness.

Every time he makes a particularly grand and gruesome threat, like this:

Take an extra sip if he threatens to be charming and gregarious in the company of old people.

Every time he disagrees with someone and shoots them in the head to prove his point, like this:

Take an extra sip every time he disagrees with someone and doesn’t shoot them in the head to prove his point.

WARNING: DON’T INDULGE TOO MUCH

Never, ever drink and bake. Arnold will not be happy.

FINALY, TERMINATE YOUR BOOZE:

If Arnold Schwarzenegger ever gets elected to high office, like this:

Did you get through the drinking game then? Or do you think any of this is possible? LET US KNOW