RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHRUHG *flails ineffectually with tiny arms*

SO MUCH FAMOUS

It’s like the Magnificent Seven, only with four more people. And more football…

Sometimes, Santa just needs to have a massive axe. Don’t you think? After opening today’s window on the Advent Calendar, you may have a few new items on your Christmas List…

What if the snowmen come for you in the night? Do you have a plan ready? Weapons? WHERE WILL THE HAIRDRYER BE WHEN YOU NEED IT? Our Advent calendar should get you adequately freaked out:

As confused a cinematic masala as you’re likely to see this year, Desi Boyz plagiarises gleefully from every comedy, drama and romance going and fuses its finds together with a shuddering dose of song, dance and waxed torsos. It’s nonsense, obviously, but it’s enormously entertaining nonsense.

In 1848, Charles Dickens wrote a little novella about a mean-spirited man at Christmas who, after being haunted by three ghosts, discovers the true spirit of the holiday and becomes GENEROUS. Sadly for Dickens, nobody needs to read his book anymore, because now we have films. Films AND a severe lack of new material; to celebrate this sorry fact, here are the top 10 Christmas Carols. May they haunt your houses pleasantly…

The Thing is out today! Hurrah (maybe). What better way to honour its arrival than to crack open a few cold ones and settle down amidst your furs with a snowy horror film? Whether it’s 30 Days of Night, Let the Right One In or Dead Snow, BFF have you covered. Be prepared for CHILLS.

Genuine film title.

Another day, another festive video! Check out our daily Advent Calendar for all the good cheer you need to get you through this dreadful time of year.