You’ve all heard the rumours; Emma Watson, Anne Hathaway, Hayden Panettiere… It seems that anyone with some semblance for acting has been rumoured for a role in Tom Hooper’s re-imagining of Les Miserables. But why? Why all the actresses with little or no talent for singing, especially when the movie in question is a MUSICAL? God only knows. So we’ve taken it upon ourselves to craft our dream cast…

Or Helena Bonham Carter? Or Emma Watson? OR THE ENTIRE WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD?

Director Wes Craven and writer Kevin Williamson bring together a cast of new and returning faces for one more stab at the post-modern Scream franchise. With an abundance of recent horror history ripe for the picking, they succeed beautifully in rebooting the formula while staying true to the mission statement that started it all.

Watching Alpha And Omega is essentially like watching an hour and a half of deleted cut-scenes from a 90s Sonic The Hedgehog Sega game, if the special effects were worse and it was made by a suspected sex offender. Dull, unfunny and bizarrely adult in parts, under no circumstances should you or your children be subjected to this.

Hayden Panettiere playing the convicted murderer from a horrific and controversial case that is barely over? It’s the film “too soon” became a phrase for.