This week our faithful cheat sheet looks at the ever rising star that is Bradley Cooper. Between his love of cooking, helping inner-city children, being fluent in French, his adorable pet dogs and his general talent at ACTING we cannot say a bad word about him. Disgusting, isn’t it?

No, neither have we – apparently it’s really long.

Caw.

Million-dollar deals, murder, and mind-altering substances: this is all decidedly heady stuff, but most impressive is that Limitless has provided Bradley Cooper a role in which he finally gets to access his full intellect – just don’t hold your breath for any profound revelations.

How do you know what you’re going to see at the cinema next month? You’re busy people – Facebook won’t update itself, and you’ve probably got a relationship to neglect or something. Oh, you haven’t? Sorry. Well, there’s no point in trying to meet another human adult now, you may as well just read this blog.