Because there’s nothing less attractive to a wet-lipped young maiden than a tattooed, pierced, bad-ass motorcycle demon with a past so tortured he like, can’t even talk about it (until he does). I always wondered what Beauty and the Beast would be like if, instead of good, it was like, really, really awful. Now I know.

If so, it seems like your prayers have been answered. We can confirm that everybody’s favourite silver screen stoner duo Harold and Kumar are set return to our screens for a Christmas-themed third instalment of the film series.

Wow, the smurf news just keeps piling up this week. First we hear that Neil Patrick Harris is set to play some kind of human in the upcoming Smurf film, and today it’s been revealed that Smurfette – will be voiced by music star Katy Perry. Well, at least as the only female smurf in the midst there’ll be no fear of her kissing any girls and liking it.

It’s the cinematic event we’re all waiting for. Alice In Wonderland can go suck its own rabbit-hole, it’s all about The Smurfs. Sort of. Well, either way, the CGI Smurf..