The weather’s on the turn, you’re looking more haggard by the day and your most cherished family pet is still dead. What else is there to do but TWO FOR ONE CINEMA? We discuss this week’s releases, get our freebies on and feel a bit guilty about the pet thing we said earlier.

It’s that time of the regular internship cycle again, and John and Tash are once more holed up alone in the crumbling remnants of Best For Film Towers. Were it not for a few brave volunteers, they’d be facing the arcane might of Orange and its Wednesdays alone. Join them and bring Kevin James to his massive knees!

In this sweltering heat, the once jovial laughter borne of an impromptu flip-flop has long since died a wheezy death. The descent into unpleasant shorts-moistening can mean only one thing: retreat. Retreat, dear friends, to the air-conditioned nirvana of the blockbuster. For ’tis Wednesday, and on this day, we watch.

Now that Potter-Paralysis has passed, it’s time to unfold our shaking limbs, drop our hand-made snitches and get back to cinematic reality. And what better way to celebrate than with TWO FOR ONE TICKETS, eh? Grab that one friend who isn’t sick of you going on about that wizard, relish the Wednesday goodness and survey the possibilities…

With the Hollywood monster that is Harry Potter finally at our gates, tis that rarest of all rare occasions: a Wednesday when quite a lot of people will actually go to the cinema. In light of this revelation an awed hush has fallen over BFF, but the question is: what will you be watching?

Yeah it’s sunny, the birds are singing and the trees are treeing and the cats are dancing – but you know what? You don’t have anyone to barbecue with, icecreams are weepingly expensive and you’re still a terrible person. HURRAH FOR THE CINEMA!

As we launch into the SEVENTH MONTH of weekly OWLing (dear God, we could have solved cancer in that time), a mix of missing regulars and unexpected newbies has spiced up the chatter at Best For Film. What’re you seeing tonight? Don’t even bother trying for your own idea…

The heavy, unsuitably saucy banners of BFF are once again flying: a new troupe of pen-humpers have joined the mighty battlements and celebrations MUST be had. But how does one express such unadulterated joy? With a two for one trip down the local Vue? RAISE THY GOBLETS, lowly missionaries, and TEXT THY ORANGE WEDNESDAY PROVIDER

Once again the lanterns of BFF towers have been lit in jubilant celebration. Tis WEDNESDAY, which means badly mixed mojitos, Journey on the kareoke, John falling over his own trousers and, more importantly TWO FOR ONE CINEMA! What can you drag a loved one to this week? No excuses mum, it’s FREE, remember? Read on, dear mortals. Grab a glass, and read on.

Once again the BFF turrets are darkened and silent, with our latest pack of temporary scribbling soliders having departed for warmer (actually paid) climes. But the tears of man are nothing to the merciless God of Two For One, and the old sages of the kingdom MUST BATTLE ON. Today is Wednesday, and as Rebecca Black would say – something to do with it not being Friday. Well said, Rebecca Black. Well said.