Get a life, guys. Don’t take one.

Eat Pray Love + Men = ???

Adam Sandler’s hamfisted production company is to wreck another perfectly good film.

After the surprise success of Piranha 3D (it’s gotten medium to positive reviews, as well as being rated 83% fresh in the hallowed halls of Rotten Tomatoes), it’s been confirmed that a sequel is on the way. More beautiful and naked flesh being torn asunder? Erm, hurrah?