This just keeps getting better and better. Unlike the career prospects of Banquo’s son.

Is this a penis that I see before me, the helmet towards my hand?

Ralph Fiennes is in talks to play a British government agent in new John Le Carré adaptation, Our Kind of Traitor.

In the immortal words of Noddy Holder, “IT’S CHRIIISSSSSTTTMAAAAASSS!!”. Well, not quite yet. But it is the first day of December today (we don’t miss a trick here at BFF). And to celebrate, we bring you the top ten films that sound as though they should be about Christmas but really, really aren’t. Luckily, we’ve reinvented all these titles to make them more palatable this Yule.

Snowtown is a blaze of horror, violence and sadness; the true story of a town made famous by a killer. Though it’s not exactly easy-watching, it’s morbid beauty, stark visuals and unflinching approach makes this film impossible to forget.

The 12th of October draws ever nearer, and every day the tingle in our hearts (and pants) gets more alarming. The 55th BFI London Film Festival has announced its full programme, and there are SPOILS TO BE ENJOYED! Sit back, take in our highlights and cancel your ASDA delivery – it’s time to start saving…