Three quarters of the way into our Christmas countdown, we’re relaxing our previously bird-centric attitudes to focus on the ladies who make Hollywood dainty and sweet-smelling and so on. Except for Lady Snowblood, who’s a mass murderer. And Margaret ‘Iron Lady’ Thatcher, who wore awful suits and destroyed British heavy industry more or less on a whim. And Lady, who’s a dog and reportedly spent most of her time off-camera licking her own vagina in a pile of fox shit. Ladies are unpredictable, is our point.

Not to be confused with The Iron Lady. Seriously.

Being harassed by Burmese officials? That’s some pretty impressive method preparation…

The first photographs of Michelle Yeoh as Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi have been released.