This is film is going to beat any of those RAF recruitment adverts. Be all that you can be! BE TOM CRUISE, DAMMIT!

Punch, punch, Tom Cruise, punch, snappy one-liner, punch, Werner Herzog, Tom Cruise, punch…

Jeremy Renner is apparently all set to take over from Tom Cruise for the fifth Mission: Impossible film.

The forthcoming M:I film is to be titled Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. As if it could be made any more stupid or pointless.