Keanu Reeves just LOVES murder

Fists fly in Reeve’s directorial debut.

There’s fire, kung fu and …. wood.

Holy pineapple chunks, Batman – it’s a brand new feature! Today and on every weekend until the Earth is consumed by fire and ice, we will be bringing you the pick of the week’s film gossip in a format so accessible, democratic and toothsome you might well mistake it for Peaches Geldof’s ladygarden. It’s time to round up the news…

Double-team style.