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  • Twilight, Advent

    Bella, Edward and the family are living the happy ever after. The world continues to turn and their worlds continue to turn around one another. Life after life seems rosy. Until one day Santa comes knocking. Do they have the power to believe? Do you have the power to believe? Does Santa have the power to believe?








  • Stephen Fry and the Christmas Chasm of Doom

    Mike Leigh has confounded all expectations by coming up with a multi-billion pound lump of shit with a real chasm splitting the middle of England and flying dwarves. One can only assume that… actually, no. Best assume nothing. To produce this grand guignol of nonsense, humanity must have been very, very bad.



  • Say Hello To Santa

    Whoever said that the Santa Claus that wanders around the department store is friendly and harmless? This Christmas, Santas all around the world are going on a killing spree with one goal in mind. To kill the real Santa Claus and destroy Christmas as we know it.